there is a spectrum specifically for actors that used to be wrestlers and one end of the spectrum is dwayne johnson who’s like, a pretty competent actor, but like he really only has the one performance he can do and that performance is just The Rock. but that’s okay because you don’t hire the rock to Not have him just be the rock in your movie. the other end of the spectrum is bautista, who is like actually shockingly good as an actor and seemingly has a genuine love and interest in the craft and is actively working to expand his range and see what he can do. somewhere in the spectrum in some unidentified quadrant is vin diesel who has never been a wrestler but just seems so much like a guy who would be a washed up meathead wrestler turned washed up meathead actor that it’s impossible to shake but also impossible to pin down. an enigma
Yeah I'll incorporate that into my worldview
gender trouble will have you saying shit like I have got to get some more masculine earrings
scattering heavy weights around the galapagos islands and 3 generations later all the finches have evolved to be muscular and anthropomorphic
time loop that’s set to end when you’ve completely fucked your life up in a blaze of hedonistic glory under the assumption that it’ll all just reset at the end of the day
time loop with an arbitrary end condition that’s supposed to only be achievable by learning a lesson and growing as a person, but you keep escaping after like four to seven loops without changing or improving anything but your ability to do weird shit that the wizard didn’t anticipate
#timeloop but instead of finding the victory condition you spend your infinite time learning wizardry and then break out of the lop by force (via @nadja-855)
time loop where you trap the wizard in a time loop instead
time loop where you’re trapped until you stop making self-deprecating jokes on my funny time loop post.

















